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| Don't worry Mr Rivers, as fantasy football owners of you, we understand your pain. |
It is hard to enjoy fantasy football this season. Not once
do I go into a Sunday looking forward to seeing my fantasy football team
perform. I am always nervous that my players will lay a dud, or one of them
will be scratched before the game, or they will be victim of a horrendous
performance by the teams QB. I am talking about CJ2K’s and Julio Jones’s
horrific inconsistencies, Philip Rivers giving me headaches all season (who
thankfully I was able to flip last week trading Alfred Morris/Rivers/S.Smith for
Peyton Manning), and playing waiver wire with the TE position all season thanks
to Aaron Hernandez’s continuing injury problems!
For all my problems, I am thankful for getting Alfred Morris
off the waiver wire to save me from CJ2K’s early season woes. I am thankful
that one of my opponent’s internet cut off during the live draft subjecting him
to a horrible auto-draft. I am thankful that one of my opponent's first two
picks was Eli Manning and Shonn Greene. I am thankful that I have been
outscored overall throughout the season, but I hold a stellar 6-3 record.
I am sure many of you have similar stories. For those of you
who picked up Maurice Jones-Drew in the second round thinking you have a steal
when he takes the field in game two then racks up 150+ yards against the Colts
in week 3, only to see him injured already. For every person who took a gamble
on Michael Vick there is also the lucky buggers who took a gamble on Peyton
Manning. For those of you who gambled taking RG3 in the sixth round are just
hoping he holds up to steer you through the fantasy playoffs or for those of
you who were wondering if you took the Bears defence far too early in the 7th
round are now in..Uh...7th heaven.
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| Hopefully RG3 is aware of the Madden curse and lets Andrew Luck take the honous for Madden '14 |
Just be thankful you paid attention to the dreaded Madden
curse and avoided Mr Calvin ‘Megatron’ Johnson (maybe just Supertron or Goodtron
this year?). Halfway through the season Megatron has been the biggest bust –
with the person drafting them passing on the likes of Drew Brees, Tom Brady,
and Ray Rice in some drafts.
P.s. Dear John Madden,
As a Washington Redskins fan, I beg you not to put RG3 on
the cover of Madden ’14.
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