NFC Hick Experts League Draft breakdown.
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As we enter the 3rd season of the NFC Hick
Franchise Fantasy league, the most recent draft threw up some usual surprises,
along with some usual stupidity. Players dropped down draft boards, and other
players leaped up draft boards. The usual contenders played things safe, yet
smart, whilst last season’s pretenders, threw up the usual LOL moments of the
draft.
Defending champions Terminators FC was clever enough to win
the number 1 pick while public enemy and league Chairman, Coven Club gained the
number 5 pick. Perennial favourites Milwaukee Drillers and Ball So Hard gained
the 12th pick and the 4th pick respectively.
The beast that is AP. |
Round One.
Terminators FC predictably took Adrian Peterson with the 1st
overall pick. Newcomer ‘She said NO Ben’, who was selected for the final member
of the Experts League contentiously due to ‘brotherhood’ ties, made the rookie error
of taking a QB (Aaron Rodgers) so early. In a league where Carson Palmer sits
on the waiver wire, QB’s are so deep, he passed on potential number 1 RB’s in
CJ Spiller, Marshawn Lynch, and the crispest of all RB’s heading into the
regular season, LeSean McCoy. The round was finished off with one of the
pretenders, Biggleswade Bigfoots taking rookie RB Lamar Miller with the 10th
pick. When Daniel Thomas is giving you a challenge for the starting job, everyone questioned the decision making there by the Bigfoots.
Rounds 2 and 3.
These rounds went pretty much to script, with round 2 WR
heavy, with She Said NO Ben perhaps taking the risk of the draft by picking the
‘GRONK’ with the 22nd overall pick. Round 3 was where everyone
started getting itchy trigger fingers and started to pick the QB’s too early.
Brees, Manning, Luck, and Newton all came off the board in the 3rd
leaving some great bargains for rounds 4-6. Everyone blames Ball So Hard for this
trend because as he was the one who picked the first QB in round 3, and once
the ball gets rolling…
Rounds 4, 5, and 6.
Coven Club's man crush on Anquan Bolden continues into the 3rd season. |
We saw some great bargains in these three rounds. Along with
the usual foolish picks of Toronto Thunderbirds taking Tony Gonzalez at the
start of round 4 and Coven Club expecting Anquan Boldin to step into Michaels
Crabtree’s shoes when he hasn’t had a 1000 yard season since 2009…The Drillers
got a steal getting Steven Jackson at the start of the 4th round, as
did the Suh Squad drafting Frank Gore in the middle of the 4th and
potentially a steal with Run DMC in the middle of the 5th. Injury
Squad perhaps? Perhaps the pick of these three rounds was Cheltenham Green
drafting Eddie Lacy with the 66th overall pick or Terminators FC
stealing Dwayne Bowe with the final pick of the 6th round. Does
anyone else know how good Bowe could be with a decent QB in Alex Smith this
year?
Rounds 7, 8, 9, and 10.
The middle rounds of this draft went the predictable way for
NFC Hick Experts drafts. Defences and Kickers started to come off the board!
With the Thunderbirds taking the Seahawks in round 6, Round 8 saw a slew of
defences drafted. Steamboat Bay Streamers got a potential sleeper in Daryl
Richardson in round 7, while the Thunderbirds continued their great draft by
taking the electrifying Jonathan Stewart in the 7th. Terminators FC
used their inside knowledge to hear that Michael Vick had won the starting job
in Philly and took him in Round 9, while Dinky’s Dwarves loves the look of the
Panthers backfield, so he decided to draft perennial underachiever, DeAngelo
Williams in the 9th round. Cheltenham Green and Ball So Hard made a couple
of nice picks in Rams receiver Tavon Austin and the Bengals rookie RB, Giovani
Bernard, respectively.
The rounds of hope and no idea (11-15)
Zach Sudfeld hoping for a better fate as the Patriots new TE |
Backup QB’s, young WR’s, burnt out RB’s, and time wasting
were the plan of attack for these last five rounds. Some nice picks were the
Bigfoots taking Denarius Moore who showed flashes last year playing for the
champions Terminators FC, the Suh Squad taking Ben Tate – if Arian Foster goes
down, he turns into a 2nd round back, the Britannia Tridents taking
Steelers TE Heath Miller, and finally Terminators taking Patriots rookie tight
end Zach Sudfeld in the final round of the draft who will be hoping he turns
into the next Aaron Hernandez alongside the Gronk.